Ribbits and Cactus Pricks

How two friends braved the untamed Wizz wilderness and returned with success and criticism

Grim and Stoney capturing two live subjects for further uncontrolled testing back at their labs.

"It started as Stoney and I talking about our current plans within the server. We both mentioned we needed to go find some things. Him, an ancient city. Me, a cactus." says Fox Wizz's local graveyard keeper Grim_Valanthe.

And what may have started as an adventure innocent enough has turned into a story dividing people and ideals across Fox Wizz. For in this journey, Stoney and Grim have discovered the first confirmed frog village of the Fox Wizz world! (As a quick note here for the sake of good journalism this is in fact the first confirmed frog village, but our own MauiPanda had an unconfirmed frog village interaction several days before this).

"The ecological damage can not be understated." states Doctor K. Wishstofferson professor of Wizzology at the currently nonexistent Institute of Wizz.

"The reports coming in about these poor little frog babies and the long term repercussions from the various diseases spread by the toxins in both friends' backpacks is unbelievable."

As nasty as that sounds, there is room for breathing as many reports have also said none of that is true at all.

"What is true, however, is the courage, determination, and raw sense of adventure these two displayed on this journey" says K. Wishstofferson (not to be confused with Doctor K. Wishstofferson who is, in fact, a totally different person entirely and disapproves of this expedition).

A ribbitachi band preparing for an alcohol fueled "rager" shortly after this concert.

There is no doubting this discovery changes the server. And it is important to note that these two brave players did not seek out the frogs, but in fact came upon them entirely on accident.

Grim and Stoney were flying east bound. And that is not a typo, they were actually flying! Stoney is the proud owner of a beautiful Scarlet Biplane. Yet another feather in his cap as an adventurer and, sadly, more evidence for the people claiming his ecological detriment as well.

While travelling east, they innocently stopped to massacre an entire bloodline of witches in their swamp homes. It was here that they first heard the frog music and chose to enjoy, in Grim's words, "a lovely concert with the Frogites."

Though divided in opinion, we can all agree that these "frogites" are absolutely freaking adorable and a great new addition to the server waypoint locations! I think I speak for everyone when I say I can't wait for the shampoo and body product line (that Stoney and Grim are currently working on) finishes its testing on the captured frog subjects and we can fully embrace the gravity of their findings!