Local Fox Friend Turned Fiend
- Wizz Wishifa
- 1 day ago
- 1 min read
Police uncover massive animal hoarding operation under the roof of a Fox Tea Leaferikson

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Animal hoarding can be defined as an individual accumulating a large number of animals while failing to provide even minimal standards of care, such as nutrition, sanitation, shelter, and veterinary attention.
According to local law enforcement this is exactly what our grand pooh-bah Foxtrotolopolis the Great the Third Junior is accused of.

Reviewing the evidence, it's hard to deny. Fox is incredibly likely guilty.
One Rat to rule them all, One Rat to find them,
One Rat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
The disturbing quote above was found engraved in stone next to the doorway to Foxtrot's basement rat den and clearly alludes to their mission to find "a shiny Rattata" (aka "the One Rat").

Police sheriff Chuck Norrwizz had only this to say, "It's horrific but will probably lead to nothing because they are co-owner of Fox Wizz and kind of immune to any and all punishment."







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